Posted by indi darto on Sep 30, '08 2:13 AM for everyone si kutil, benar2 annoying. sudah habis ide gmn untuk mem-banish-kannya.
Posted by indi darto on Sep 23, '08 6:49 AM for everyone yang dinanti telah tiba.. *girang* :)
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Posted by indi darto on Jul 1, '08 2:09 AM for everyone “So why or a jump you.. Jump you go down tell a.. So why or a cat em you.. Cat em you peace and ga why gell a…” (Cinta Laura) nyanyi lagu Suwi Ora Jamu
*kriuk*
Posted by indi darto on Jun 27, '08 7:40 PM for everyone Sakri ambek Nasip mlaku budhal mancing. Moro-moro Nasip ndhelok onok lobang guedhe.
”Eh ayok dites jerune sak piro se lobang iki” jare Nasip.
Sakri njupuk watu kali terus diuncalno ndhik lobang mau. Sui gak onok suorone blas...
”Whuik jerune...,” jare Sakri
”Watune kurang gedhe be’e, cobak kelopo” jare Nasip. Sakri njupuk kelopo terus diuncalno maneh ndhik lobang.
Sepiii gak onok suorone....
”Whuik jerune...,” jare Sakri
”Sik golek sing luwih gedhe maneh,” jare Nasip.
Mari golek-golek, arek loro iku akhire nemu beton bekas bantalane rel sepur. Berhubung abhot, betone digotong wong loro terus disurung mlebu lobang.
Tapi yo ngono, suiii gak onok suorone...
”Cik jerune lobang iki..” jare Sakri
Moro-moro seko semak-semak, onok wedhus mlayu katene nubruk arek loro. Selamete arek loro iku isok ngelesi, tapi sakno wedhuse sing kecemplung lobang.
Kagete jik durung ilang, moro-moro onok Wak Dri nggowo arit takok nang arek loro iku.
”He rek, kon ndhelok sing nyolong wedhusku tah ? Tak bacoke wonge!!!”, takok Wak Dri.
”Wah gak ngerti Wak Dri, cumak sik tas ae onok wedhus kecemplung lobang iku” jare Nasip.
”Oo gak mungkin.. dhudhuk wedhusku lek sing iku, wedhusku mau tak cancang ndhik betone rel sepur ”
*aku kok ga paham yo ambek humor seng iki? hmm.. pak vanco, yaopo menurut bapak? intisarine opo iki?
Posted by indi darto on Jun 27, '08 4:14 AM for everyone Wonokairun kepingin ngojek, soale lek mbecak royokan penumpang kalah terus. Isuk-isuk Wonokairun wis sliwar-sliwer belajar numpak bronpit. Lagek mlaku sedhiluk, dhadhak wis dicegat pulisi.
Tibake pulisine iku Bunali, tonggone dhewe.
"Mbah, tulung ndelok SIM ambek STNKne ! " jare Bunali.
"Ono nang dompetku" jare Wonokairun.
"Lek aku mbadhek, sampeyan mesti lali nggak nggowo SIM" jare Bunali.
Mari buka dompet ambek rogoh-rogoh kesak, tibake temenan Wonokairun lalu nggak nggowo SIM.
"Waduh iyo, aku lali nggak nggowo SIM . ." jare Wonokairun.
"Lek ngono sampeyan kudhu tak tilang Mbah" jare Bunali.
"Kon ojo athik ngelamak ambek aku lho yo !!!. Sik tas lulus Watukosek ae wis kemenyek atene nilang
!! Gak isok !!!" Wonokairun nguamuk.
Timbangane gegeran, akhire Bunali ngalah, Wonokairun diculno gak sidho ditilang.
Sisuke Wonokairun belajar bronpit maneh.
Lagek mlaku sedhiluk, dhadhak wis dicegat Bunali maneh.
"Mbah, tulung ndelok SIM ambek STNKne ! " jare Bunali.
"Ono nang dompetku" jare Wonokairun.
"Lek aku mbadhek, sampeyan mesti lali nggowo STNK" jare Bunali.
Mari buka dompet ambek rogoh-rogoh kesak, tibake temenan Wonokairun lalu nggak nggowo STNK.
"Waduh iyo, aku lali nggak nggowo STNK . ." jare Wonokairun.
"Lek ngono sampeyan kudhu tak tilang Mbah, iki wis ping pindho sampeyan pelanggaran" jare Bunali.
"Gak isok !!!! Tak pongor mencelat mbalik nang watukosek kon yo !!! " Wonokairun nguamuk maneh.
Timbangane gegeran, akhire Bunali ngalah, Wonokairun diculno maneh gak sidho ditilang.
Sisuke Wonokairun belajar bronpit maneh, saiki wis wani rodho adhoh.
Bareng mlaku wis oleh 5 km, dhadhak pethuk Bunali maneh.
"Ayo minggir !!!, Aku saiki wis gak lali, STNK, SIM lengkap kuabeh. Iki lho dheloken, helm, jaket ambek sarung tanganku yo anyar kuabeh. Hayo kate lapo kon !!! " jare Wonokairun suombong.
"Yo wis mbah, aku yo gak katene nilang sampeyan, tapi aku mbadhek sampeyan sik ono sing lali maneh " jare Bunali.
"Gak mungkin !! Lali opone . .?" Wonokairun bingung,
"Laopo sampeyan mancal becak ? Lha bronpite endhi ?"
Posted by indi darto on Jun 26, '08 4:03 AM for everyone Muntiyadi pethuk ambek Gempil koncone sing dines ndhik angkatan darat. Tibake Gempil iku saiki sikile sing kiwo yo dingklang pisan, ambek tangane sing tengen tibake yo tughel digenti cathoke bakul beras. Sing luwih nemen maneh, motone gempil kari sing kiwo. Moto sing tengen wis cumplung ditutupi kain ireng malih koyok bajak laut.
”Lho Mun, sikilmu opoko ? ” takok Gempil.
Mari ngono Muntiyadi cerito pengalamane kijolan sikile wong wedhok.
”Lha awakmu opoko kok mreteli pisan ?” Muntiyadi genti takok nang Gempil .
”Pas aku patroli nang Aceh, sikilku ngincak granat, langsung puthul.Pas iku onoke sikile sapi, berhubung aku gak gelem, akhire yo ngene sikilku dhadhi mek sithok”.
”Waduh cik apese nasipmu, lha tanganmu opoko kok digenti cathoke beras ?” takok Muntiyadi maneh.
”Mari sikilku tughel iku mau, aku dirawat ndhik barak. Moro-moro barakku dibom ambek mungsuh, kenek tanganku, langsung tughel. Pas iku onoke cathoke beras, timbangane gak onok blas, akhire aku gelem. ” jarene Gempil maneh.
”Wah kayal thok kon iku, lha motomu opoko kok cumplung pisan? Kelilipen granat tah ?” takok Muntiyadi maneh.
”Oo iku seje ceritone. Enak-enak cangkruk nyeritakno pengalamanku iku mau, moro-moro onok manuk nembeleki mripatku ”. jare Gempil.
”Wah kon iku tambah ngawur thok ae, lha mosok ditembeleki manuk isok motone cumplung”. Muntiyadi mulai gak percoyo.
”Lho iku dhudhuk mergo tembelek manuk” jare Gempil.
”Lho opoko ?” takok Muntiyadi.
”Iku pas dino pertama aku nggawe cathok beras”.
Eteteteteteteteeee!! keculek cathok beras huhuhuhu =D
Posted by indi darto on Jun 26, '08 3:49 AM for everyone kecil + annoying. enake diapakno?
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Posted by indi darto on Jun 21, '08 9:10 PM for everyone 
doi sungguh menggiurkan, namun..........
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Posted by indi darto on Jun 13, '08 5:35 AM for everyone Rudd's first day is lost in translationBy Maria Hawthorne and Karen Michelmore An interpreter's mistake caused a minor diplomatic incident on the first day of Prime Minister Kevin Rudd's two-day visit to Indonesia. The interpreter, a stand-in for an ill colleague, translated Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono as saying he was looking forward to Australia lifting its travel advisory warning tourists against visiting Indonesia. "I can understand that it is the responsibility of a government to protect its citizens. But I do look forward that this advisory will be lifted," the interpreter quoted Dr Yudhoyono as saying. But Dr Yudhoyono had instead said that as the situation in Bali had returned to normal following terror bombings in 2002 and 2005 which killed more than 230 people, including 92 Australians, he looked forward to seeing more Australian tourists arrive. A spokesman for Dr Yudhoyono explained the mistake to media immediately after the joint press conference between the two leaders at the presidential place. Foreign Minister Hassan Wirajuda rang Australian ambassador Bill Farmer within an hour to convey the message to Mr Rudd that Dr Yudhoyono's meaning had been lost in translation. Mr Rudd had told the press conference that travel advisories were based on independent advice from the National Threat Assessment Centre. "That is our process as it's been in the past and will be into the future," Mr Rudd said. "The terrorist attacks in 2002 and 2005, as well as that on the Australian embassy here in Jakarta ... have had a significant impact on a large number of Australian families and therefore we in Australia will always be sensitive to their experience." The mistake overshadowed a positive meeting between the two leaders, in which Dr Yudhoyono invited Mr Rudd to co-chair this year's Bali Democracy Forum. They signed a joint forest carbon partnership agreement to help map the carbon stored in Indonesian rainforests, and agreed to work together on boosting direct foreign investment into Indonesia. Officials are also beginning talks on a working holiday visa scheme between the two countries. Source: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=579860
Posted by indi darto on Jun 13, '08 5:08 AM for everyone Dapet dari mailing list:Seorang laki-laki mau masuk ke ruang kerjanya, tetapi ia lupa dengan passwordnya, yang dia ingat hanya lima angka. Berikut petunjuk untuk lima angka tersebut: 1. Angka ke lima di tambah angka ke tiga sama dengan empat belas 2. Angka ke empat lebih besar satu angka dari angka ke dua 3. Angka pertama lebih kecil satu angka dari dua kali angka ke dua 4. Angka ke dua di tambah angka ke tiga sama dengan sepuluh 5. Jumlah keseluruhan angka tersebut sama dengan tiga puluh
Berapakah kelima angka tersebut?
Jawabannya merupakan kunci untuk membuka File tersebut.
hihi :)
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Posted by indi darto on Jun 11, '08 8:08 AM for everyone bagi pengguna bit torrent, feature ini pasti sangat bermanfaat. imageshack adalah portal untuk image hosting (nge-host poto, indonya apa ya?) pokoknya gitu. nah, beberapa hari yang lalu, terlihat seorang kawan lagi buka2 imageshack di computer lab, kampus. ternyata dia lagi download pake torrent. wow kok bisa? kan di-block sama kampus. ternyata ada feature baru dari imageshack, yaitu "download torrent" (terdengar jelek namanya). tapi kita harus register, dan dapet 5Gig for free. (kalo mo nambah space nya bisa, tapi bayar) begini stepnya: 1. buka http://imageshack.us di internet browser (seperti iE, firefox atau safari) masing2 trus klik "sign up"  2. Register, masukin email dan username, klik "register"  3. cek email masing2  4. Di email, ikuti aja petunjuknya, ntar ada link, klik dan keluar tampilan ini, trus klik "Download Torrents"  5. Ini tampilan feature baru dari imageshack  6. sebelum itu, kita harus cari torrentnya, aku biasanya di mininova.org  7. Cari file yang mau dicari, trus save *.torrent di localdisk  8. upload file yg tadi udah di save, trus klik "GO"  9. Nanti keluar tampilan ini, dengan status "Active".  10. Di bawah link tersebut, ada tombol2, salah satunya tombol "Status" untuk ngecek status downloadan kita  11. udah selesai, tinggal tunggu aja sampe kelar. trus pencet "download" Ntar, si imageshack yang bakal download-in buat kita. jadi ga perlu takut lagi internetnya jadi lambat gara2 kita nge-seed (di-upload orang lain). Dan, bagusnya lagi download speednya juga lebih ciamik daripada paket bit torrent hehe. selamat mencoba :) --- hello? ini web-based. tsk
Posted by indi darto on Jun 8, '08 9:49 PM for everyone  tangan cewe + darah = ?
Posted by indi darto on Jun 6, '08 2:13 AM for everyone kenapa istilah 'piracy' diartikan pembajakan?
Posted by indi darto on May 27, '08 7:23 PM for everyone dapet surat dan e-mail, yang isinya: A personal note from the desk of:
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Dear Indi Darto, Recently, we informed you by mail and by email that our editors have certified your poem "-ing Sound" as a semi-finalist in our International Open Poetry Contest. If you have already returned your proof, we thank you for your timely response.
bla bla bla etc etc =D
Posted by indi darto on May 22, '08 6:46 PM for everyone pencet nomer 3 dan 8 di mobile phone masing2. trus putar 90◦ ke kiri (simbol derajatnya kok antik).
nah, terlihat seperti apakah angka2 tersebut?
Posted by indi darto on May 20, '08 9:12 PM for everyone JLT stands for "Jokes Level Tinggi" (tetap mengikuti peraturan keminglish di postingan sebelumnya). diawali bersamaan cuaca mendung dengan rintikan gerimis di luar. betapa kelam dan menggoda kalbu hawa di desa ini, beberapa kala (kala = waktu) yang lalu, ku sadari terlihat akan ketidak mampuan oknum menjamah JLT ini. apa yang terjadi? kuncinya sungguh mudah: analijasi. IQ yang tinggi tentu saja sangat diperlukan (sesuai dengan filosofi perusahaan2 raksasa di indonesia yang dikit2 pake IQ test untuk recruiting their employees (yakk!! lagi2 keminglish hihi)). nah dari point di atas.......... -waduh males ngetik lagi, disambung kapan-kapan.
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